Qayamat ke din khuda ke darbaar main frishtoon ne kaha sab apna apna gunah,paper par likh ker do sab apna apna gunah likh rahay the
itnay mian aapki aawaz aaiii.............
extra sheet plzzzzzz

Thandi hye koffi Garam kar lo,
us pathar dil ko thora sa naram kar lo,
aap ky hoty huwy InBox Khali hye
Thori sy to Dosto Sharam kar Looooo...hahahahahah

Dost hamari dosti kitni pyari,
lakin her kisi ne gadha samajh kar,
Tujhe lat mari,
Kya tujhe pyari nahin dosti hamari?
To phir reply kar warna jhuk ja,
Kyon k ab lat marne ki meri bari.

Pappu. Aami mujhe yahan say phul jhari lani hay.
Ammi. Bata yahan Pulljhari nahi milti ya Girls hostil hay.
Pappu. Lakin Papa nay tu ya kaha tha ka Pulljariyan tu yahan hoti han.

If engineers start making films, the names will be:
Current ho na ho,
Aa ab B.Tech karen,
Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
Hamari IC aapke pas hai,
Fuse lagaya to darna kya,
Engineer no.1,
Engineering koi khel nahi,
Input wale output le jayen

fizao me tum ho
hawao me tum ho
dhoop me tum ho
chaon me tum ho
sach hi suna tha..
buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota..

2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...