Hus: Suit bohat acha pehna huwa hai;
Wife: Thank You
Hus: Lip Stick bhi Achi Lagai hui hai;
Wife: Thank You G,
Hus: Make-up bhi acha kia hua hai;
Wife: Thank Y G,
Hus: Lekin khoob surat phir bhi nahin lag rahi ho.
 

Aaj agar aap ka sms aaye ga to hi hum roti khain gay...
warna...
warna...
ghusse me panir paratha aur chicken palao k baad ice cream kha kar hi din guzar lein gain.
 

Wo bhi kia DIN huma karte thay,
Jablog DEEWANOO ki Tarha tum ko KISS kiya karte thay,
per thi app ki KISMAT kharab,
Us waqt app 1 SAAL ke huwa karte then,...

Sardar was climbing up the tree
monkey: Darakht pe kyon aye ho
sardar: apple khanay
monkey: Par yeh to aam ka darakht hai
sardar: Tu apple sath laya hoon

Us ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali
Woh mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri behan phasaali


Jub mai paida hoi shetan bola shit Yar!
!aik or frishta paida ho giya,
or jub tum paida hoe tu shetan bola WAW!
!ab tu compitision ho ga.

dunya main ik dil hy
jo hr pal
hr gari
har wakt
har subha
har sham
har rat
har lamha
sirf aur sirf ap k liay dharakta hy
aur wo dil hy
aap ka apna stupid

Zindagi hein khawab hein,
Khawab hein tu manzilain hein,
Manzelain hein tu rastay hein,
Rastay hein tu mushkilein hein,
Mushkilen hein tu aap kis leye hain?,
Hath paon helaen na……