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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is
reading this!!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i
bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things
work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH
UR TEETH...!
U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In
Demand...
whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset,
Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my
friend!!
Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few
But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain
right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.
sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very
urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I
lost the joker
Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake?
A:) MilkShake
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You
know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know,
but I was in love and didn't notice."
When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone,
then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a
Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light
dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"
Two friends:
- What is it: it weighs 500 pounds, it provides heat during the winter but
hangs on the tree during the summer?
- ???
- It is a stove.
- A stove that hangs on a tree?
- Why does it matter to you where I keep my stove during the sum
Garmi ke din the Baankelaal ka gala sukh raha tha. Lekin Baankelaal
bacteria se bahot darta tha.
Ek din usse kitchen mein dekhker uski patni boli : Kya kar rahe ho ?
Baankelaal : Dhanda paani peene ka mann kar raha hai. Isliye barf ke tukde
ubaal raha hoon. Ek baar Baankelaal ne dekha ki kuch log sadak par daud
rahe hain. Baankelaal ne paas khjade ek aadmi se poocha :- Ye sab kya kar
rahe hain?
Ajnabee : Ye sab marathon race mein bhag le rahe hain.
Baankelaal : Iss se inhe kya milega ?
Ajnabee: Vijetaa ko inaam milega.
Baankelaal : Inaam to Vijetaa ko milega phir baaki sab kyon daud rahe hain
Ek baar Baankelaal TV kahreedne electronics saamaan ke dukaan pe gaya.
Baankelaal (dukaandaar se) : Kya aap ke paas color TV hai?
Dukaandaar (baankelaal se) : Jee haan !!
Baankelaal : Kripaya mujhe hara wala de dijiye.
Ek baar Dr. Baankelaal ke paas ek mareej aaya. Jab mareej ne apni
pareshaani batayee to Baankelaal ne kuch dawayian dee.
Mareej ( Dr. Baankelaal se ) : Doctor Shahab, mujhe ye dawaye kab leni hai.
Dr. Baankelaal : Ye bahot zaruri hai ki jab bhi dard ka ehsaas ho to uske
theek 30 min. Pehle tumhe ye dawaye leni hai.
Ek baar Baankelaal apne bahot purane dost Shankulaal se mila.
Baankelaal : Maine to suna tha tum mar gaye.
Shankulaal : Lekin main to zinda hoon.
Baankelaal : Ho hi nahin sakta.
Shankulaal : Kyon?
Baankelaal : Kyonki jiss aadmi ne mujhe tumhare marne ki khabar di thi wo
tumse adhik bharoshe layak hai.
Ek baar Baankelaal fhal khaane ke liye ped par chadha. Ped par pehle se
baithe Sankulaal ne uss se puchha – Tum ped par kyon chadhe?
Baankelaal : Amrud khaane ke liye.
Sankulaal : Par ye to jaamun ka ped hai.
Baankelaal : Mujhe pata hai, main amrud saath mein laya hoon
Baankelaal ko jaise taise naukri to mill gayi. Lekin usski shaadi nahin ho
paa rahi thi. Iss wajah se wo bahot pareshaan rehtaa tha. Ussne apni umr,
aamdani etc.ka beuraa dete hue akhbaar mein bigyaapan diya- ”Patni Chahiye”
. Jawaab mein uske paas 200 se ahik aadmion ke patra aaye. Unhone likha
tha-” Meri Le Jaao”
Baankelaal nadi ke kinaare ghoom raha tha. Wo soch raha ha ki kya wo pagal
hai?? Tabhi usse nadi ke kinaare ek mendhak dikhayi pada. Ussne mendhak se
poochaa –“ Kya main paagal hoon?” Mendhak uski baat sunkar paani main kudd
gaya. To Baankelaal bola –“ Issme atmyahatya karne ki kya baat thi !!”
Patient to Doctor : Doctor saheb, mujhe raat ko neend nahin aati. Main
kanjusi ke kaaran paise kharch nahin kar sakta. Isliye aap koi sastaa aur
aasaaan upaayi batayiye.
Doctor : Sabse aasan aur sastaa upaayi tum raat ko chaukidaar ki naukrii
kar lo.
Premika ( premi se ) : Shaadi ke baad main tumhare saare dukh baant lungi.
Premi : « Mujhe to koi dukh nahi hai «
Premika : Lekin main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hoon.
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