Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko
mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP. |
Life is like math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko
multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking,
intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
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5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to
ab
rahe
nahi 2.Wasim
Akram,
woh
kisi
kaam ka
nahi, 3.Aishwarya
Rai,
apni
pohanch say
bahir.
Baqi
rahe
aap
aur hum So keep
in Touch |
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered
chiken, Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi
di
taang
kithe
hai?
Waiter:Woh
langra
tha.
Surdar:
Dil?
Waiter:Dil
murgi le
gayee.
Surdar:
Dimaag? Waiter:
Murga
SARDAR
tha!!!
Message pe message
bhejte ho,
bhej
bhej
ke
bheja
kharab
karte ho,
bhejte ho
toh
bhi
kya
bhejte ho,
khud ka
bheja to
chalta
nahi
dosron ka
bheja
hua
bhejte ho!!
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